The silence is so loud it's hurting my ear drums
I know when I'm not wanted anymore. I'm going Grace I'm not coming back this time. I mean it you know! No more kisses, no more hugs. I have have all my possesions packed and tied on my stick, wrapped in this little polka dot cloth. well sort of ... all I could find was this peice of pizza. But the crust is strong!...... and the pepperonis are still good too...... if I get hungry.
I know what your gonna say now. If everything was bolted down, how did you drink the water?
Your right, I had to compromise. Luke always liked the whole unit, floating over to him, when he wanted to apply his hair remover. Fortunately, the glass was glued in place when I was drinking. You just have to steady it a bit.
If only I could get Luke, to cut the grass somehow........... A lawnmower that can harness Lukes Ectoplasm!.... Hmmm. Is that scriptural? Didn't the Israelites have to unyoke their mules at certain times? There must be some kind of concession, for an ectoplasmic harness!
Oh sure. Go after the messenger! You know, the guy wearing glasses , minding his own business. Is is my fault, people can"t make the connection, between hairy legs and demonic possession?
I'm too old to go over your lap. Plus, what about these glasses I'm wearing? I have a scriptural defense you know?
Now Grace, I know what your thinkin. You don't beleive me anymore, I've been bad! And you know what? Your'e right! But we can talk about this you know. Isn't there a scripture, I'll jus check your online reference. Oh yes, it says " spare the rod" thats the whole thingy. Nothings out of context either. Whew!
Ok I'm goin. No one appreciates my revolutionary outlooks anyhow. Does anyone know how much it costs to get rid of demons these days? First you have to get approval, then call the preist, but what about accomodations?
These things can go on for months, you know. I suppose you can get several blessings, in a kind of package deal, but, there's still the cost of dry cleaning puke stained robes and replacing torn sheets.
What about good quality restraints and holy water? These things don't bless themselves you know.
Do you think it was was easy, bolting everything down in his room? The last time I needed a glass of water, I had to lift the whole nightstand, to drink it.
You wouldn't know it, but he's making progress, using my techniques. Now he keeps his tongue in his mouth, while playing his pipes, and uses neet, on his skinny white legs. He tends to knibble on the bible in church, but...... I just give him a seditave and a bit of straw.
Sorry Mouthy, there was a little crack in the door, here. No White Dove. I'm sure it was a case of possession. He had hairy legs like a centaur, and played these strange pan pipes!
ok, ok, I'm going to my room again, but don't be suprized if that cork pops out of the rad!
Lovely epitaph by the way.
Ya but I knew the guy. I was using my logical appraoch to make him acknowlege his demon possesion.
1. Denial, denial, denial. How can we see we have a problem, if we deny it's existance? Once we get past the hump of denying were demon possesed, then we can talk, and work out coping strategies!
Acceptance of your demonic surroundings, and strange behaviours is the key. Then through cognitive awareness and behaviour modification techniques, your as good as new. No more messy exorcisms.
